27th September 2014

Video reblogged from I Love Cats And I Just Want a Soulmate with 47,364 notes

cyclopsrose:

Pwned

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27th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm Dr. Temperance Brennan with 426 notes

emilydeschanell:

He looks so mean in the last gif lol like a hardened criminal!

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27th September 2014

Photo reblogged from My Twisted Wonderland with 88 notes

lotionontheskin:

Oh god yes.


Please.

lotionontheskin:

Oh god yes.

Please.

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27th September 2014

Post reblogged from Title To Come with 192 notes

Working full time and trying to find time to write

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25th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from River visiting Charlie in Oz with 1,123 notes

Like m o t h e r , like d a u g h t e r

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25th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from River visiting Charlie in Oz with 201,920 notes

oddwriter:

godblessameric:

ecclesmith:

thebadwolfbox:

thedoctor-hasmysoul:

jedipeter:

cumberspawnn:

valeria2067:

arousingdisscusionabouttruth:

theres a penis joke somewhere in this

No, the Sonic doesn’t do wood.

oh my gOD

Honestly the first thing I thought when I saw this was that it was a joke about size. Then I realized that 11 knows EXACTLY what 10 has down there and 10 is left wondering what he ends up with in the future. That’s why 11 looks so cocky and 10 looks a bit unsure. 

so you’re saying 11 has a bigger dick than 10? 

What is this fandom

The Dicktor Who fandom

there it is

But, Tennant plays Cassanova, so he knows how to use it…

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25th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from River visiting Charlie in Oz with 192,732 notes

moshimoshijeffyboydesu:

ten is a real bro

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25th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Mostly signs (some portents) with 13 notes

mostlysignssomeportents:

@leavingforaliving and @aefintyr brave the white out. #BM2014 #Resto #duststorm by sfslim on Flickr.

mostlysignssomeportents:

@leavingforaliving and @aefintyr brave the white out. #BM2014 #Resto #duststorm by sfslim on Flickr.

25th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from A SmrfySmrfing Good Time with 118,143 notes

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

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25th September 2014

Chat reblogged from River visiting Charlie in Oz with 211,170 notes

  • (I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
  • Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
  • Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
  • Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
  • Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
  • Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
  • (The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
  • Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
  • Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
  • (I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
  • Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
  • Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
  • Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
  • Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
  • (My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
  • Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
  • Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
  • Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
  • (Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

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25th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from River visiting Charlie in Oz with 204,561 notes

anticipat-ed-serendipity:

teenagemutantbatmanpurple:

carryonmywaywardmishamigo:

prayer-circle-for-pie:

merthurshipsjohnlock:

are you sure 

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Gif. For. Everything.

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY

Fuck that guy, he doesn’t know a good looking man from his own ass

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21st September 2014

Link reblogged from Brains on Toast with 546,990 notes

http://brains0nt0ast.tumblr.com/post/98101986312/roboboners-jayda95 →

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it…

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21st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from River visiting Charlie in Oz with 116,397 notes

a-fictional-vaudeville:

midstorm:

I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

Something that I’m just noticing from these gifs. They actually lean their cheeks into the kisses, opposed to just letting the other do all the work.  That’s something actual couples do when they know each other well enough to know it’s coming.  I love this.

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21st September 2014

Post reblogged from River visiting Charlie in Oz with 34,941 notes

Male Legislators who think Birth Control pills only serve as contraceptives and are unnecessary:

thegirlwiththeleadarrow:

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20th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from River visiting Charlie in Oz with 285,242 notes

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

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