my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
You will hate them by the end, anyway.
AU where Voldemort chose vampirism over horcruxes as a path to immortality and the Harry Potter books are actually a series of vampire romance novels starring Tom Riddle and Bella Lestrange.