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BI: The Government's Centers For Disease Control Officially Denies The Existence Of Zombies →
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In response to the gruesome face-eating attack in Miami earlier this week and other incidents of cannibalism, the government’s Centers for Disease Control has issued an official statement denying the existence of zombies.
According to a Huffington Post report, CDC spokesman David Daigle set the record straight. ”CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms).”
The face-eating arrest is hardly the only recent zombie-like attack to raise eyebrows. In Canada, Luka Rocco Magnotta, a porn actor, murdered another man with an ice pick before eating the corpse. And a 21-year-old in Maryland has admitted to dismembering his roommate, before eating his heart and brain.
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In yet another horrifying incident of human flesh-eating this week, a student in Maryland allegedly admitted to devouring his roommate’s brain and heart.
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American cage fighter 'rips out still-beating heart of training partner after fearing he was possessed by the devil' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1282647/US-cage-fighter-Jarrod-Wyatt-rips-training-partner-Taylor-Powells-heart.html#ixzz1wOG4HWh9 →
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Loading Thoughts...: Grab Your Boomstick: The Zombie Apocalypse May Actually Be Upon Us →
By now we’ve all seen the awful, awful story about the Florida man who was shot to death by police for refusing to stop chewing on another man’s face.
We joked around about it being the canary in the mine shaft of an impending zombie apocalypse. But as Tumblr blogger “I Hope Rick…
